CANDICE MICHELLE

Call me obsessed but I love looking Candice whenever I can. I’ve bought all of the magazines that feature her and watch the Diva DVDs whenever I have the time. I also troll around the net to find the latest news about my favorite WWE Diva.If it were not for the fact that I would look like such a big faggot, I would also wear Candice Michelle t-shirts (I just gave shirts like those to my girl friends who filled up the shirts quite nicely, yummy!). I’d also buy a Candice mug if it were available.

But one thing that I never forget is to put a Candice Michelle wallpaper on my computer not only at home but also at work.

Remember, the scene in Michael Mann’s Collateral where Jamie Foxx would look at this postcard of an island whenever he feels stressed? Well, the Candice Michelle wallpaper is my island postcard equivalent. Whenever I am on a break, I just look at my wallpaper and fantasize about Candice. That is also the same thing I do when things get a little hairy at the office. I just look at Candice’s bodacious bod and I feel the stress melting away. Candice is my oasis, my sanctuary whenever things get a little too intense or “real”.

For you guys out there that may want to follow my “Candice Therapy” here is a great wallpaper you can use! Post it on your office or home desktop and try to think of good thoughts when thinking of Candice. Enjoy!